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PRE-LAUNCH · EGG CATCH DEMO IS OPEN

The first yield farm had feathers.

One hen, one egg a day, no lockup. Farmers have run this strategy for 3,500 years. Clucky just put it onchain.

LEG BAND · CA Revealed at launch

There is 1 Golden Egg cluck us

Cluckybawk. tap me for an egg.
0 eggs
07:15 · The thesis

Before yield had an APY, it had a hen.

A hen pays out every morning. You keep the principal, you collect the egg, and you don't sell the hen. Aesop wrote down what happens when you forget that last part.

AESOP · c. 600 BC · THE GOLDEN EGGS
CAM 1
CAM 2
CAM 3

The oldest rug pull in literature.

A farmer owns a bird that lays one golden egg a day. He cuts it open to get all the gold at once and finds nothing inside. Some tellings make it a goose, others a hen. The lesson is the same.

c. 1500 BC

Southeast Asia

Red junglefowl start living next to rice and millet farms. About 3,500 years later, there are more chickens than people.

Old farm trick

The nest egg

Farmers left an egg, real or fake, in the nest to coax hens into laying more. Your savings are still called a nest egg.

Every grandma

One basket rule

Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Diversify and be patient.

Report FARM EXCHANGE #0001
SELL 1 henlays daily
BUY the gold insidemarket
TRADERThe farmer
SOURCEAesop
P&L−1 hen
−all future eggs
Do not cut open the hen.
TASK · FARM FRESH · ONE DOZENGrade AA
Tap an egg to turn it gold.0 / 12 gold
09:30 · Holder rewards

Real hens pay in eggs. $CLUCK pays in memes.

An eggEVERY MORNING
A chickEVERY SPRING
Feed costSOME CORN
LockupNONE
12:00 · Onchain

Hatched on Ethereum. Raised by normies.

Three and a half thousand years of the original yield farm, now on an Ethereum layer 2. Same hen. New coop.

TICKER$CLUCK
NETWORKEthereum L2
GASPaid in ETH
STATUSIncubating
SPECIMEN 001 · Gallus gallus domesticusIncubation period: 21 days. Launch: soon after.
15:20 · The farm stand

The barnyard bitcoin of normies.

Farm stand · today's board$CLUCK ↑
ASSETSINCEPAYS YOU TO HOLDBUILT FOR
Eggsc. 1500 BCBreakfastFarmers
GoldAntiquityNothingCentral banks
Bitcoin2009NothingCypherpunks
$CLUCKI VOTED2026MemesNormies

Fixed supply. Fair launch. No promises. A different bird.

Sell before
the fox
shows up.

FARMER'S ALMANAC SUN GOES DOWN FOX COMES OUT SMART HENS ROOST EARLY
20:00 · Tokenomics

Built to survive the fox.

One hen, one billion feathers. Nothing hidden in the hay.

FARM REGISTRY · COOP 01LOT NO. CLUCK-000000001

THIS IS ACertificate of Poultry

1,000,000,000
$CLUCK · TOTAL SUPPLY · FIXED FOREVER
BUY TAX0%
SELL TAX0%
LIQUIDITYLocked
CONTRACTRenounced
TEAM ALLOCATIONNone
LAUNCH100% fair
CluckyREGISTRAR OF THE COOP

This certificate makes you part of the flock. It gives no claim on eggs, chicks, corn or money. These are the launch plans; check them against the contract when it goes live.

TASK · ADMIN · SWIPE THE KEYCARD
PLEASE SWIPE CARD
CLUCK-000000001
Drag the card across the reader at a steady speed.
05:30 · How to buy

Get in at first light.

The rooster always crows again. When $CLUCK launches, this is the route.

1

Get a wallet

MetaMask, Rabby or any EVM wallet with the network added.

2

Load ETH

ETH is the chicken feed: it pays the gas. Buy it on an exchange or bridge it from Ethereum.

3

Check the leg band

Copy the contract only from this site, our X or our Telegram. Never from a DM.

4

Swap for $CLUCK

Paste the contract into a DEX, set your slippage, confirm. Start with a small test buy.

Nobody from the flock will ever ask for your seed phrase.
06:00 · Free demo

Egg Catch.

Clucky lays from the perch. You hold the basket. 30 seconds, as many eggs as you can catch.

+1 +5 −3 rotten UFO beam steals eggs
Score 0Time 30s
Ready to catch?Move the basket with your mouse, finger or the arrow keys.
Best 0

Just for fun. Points have no value. No deposits, no prizes.